This is not a veiled threat!
This is a promise!!!
Okay, so these women just
show up at my house and
start throwing themselves all
over the furniture, striking
poses like it's a voguing
convention.....

Oh, wait, that was a different time.....

THIS is from our Photo Shoot Pose Practice
night!
Oh my GOD -- what kind of
maniacal plot is being illustrated
here?!! How do we stop it?!!
Most importantly, what the heck
is #4 doing???